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Jim Gaffigan's Hilarious Musings on the Never-Retiring Parent

The question of when it's safe to retire from parenting is a recurring thought. The idea of retirement itself isn't particularly appealing, as I enjoy my various jobs.

While I enjoy my work, being at home with my children often feels more demanding than my actual job. I love my kids, truly, but parenting is not a relaxing experience.

After a challenging week, I never feel as drained from stand-up as I do from a family trip. As any parent of a teenager can attest, sometimes the workplace offers a more relaxing environment.

With five children ranging from 12 to 20, being at home can feel like being in a psych ward. I find myself mumbling, and suddenly, my shoelaces disappear. It's easy to see how teenagers might be a factor in the rising retirement age.

People are starting families later in life, and some may need to work longer to save for retirement or secure a good pension. However, by the time you reach 65 or 70, your children are typically no longer living with you. In a way, that's when it's finally safe to go home.

Perhaps I will retire... I just need to get rid of those kids.

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Rotfront

“There should be no shame in wanting to take a breather from parenting responsibilities!”

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Karamba

“It’s refreshing to hear someone speak the truth about parenting! It’s not always sunshine and rainbows!”

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Matzomaster

“Cheers to recognizing how hard parenting can be. Finding joy in the chaos is the goal, but it's not easy!”

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Karamba

“I understand the struggle! If only we could clock out like we do at our jobs.”

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Matzomaster

“That’s the truth! By the time I get some time for myself, my kids are back with their own drama!”

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Donatello

“I laugh at the ’psych ward’ comparison. It can feel that way some days! Hang in there!”

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Rotfront

“I laugh at the ’psych ward’ comparison. It can feel that way some days! Hang in there!”

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